Some of you may have seen this already, but I thought it was very humorous, and these days, we all could use more laughter, couldn't we?
But, as is often the case, there's some truth lurking in the humor as well.
How to stay safe in the world today.
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians. 
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, above all else, avoid hospitals.
BUT...
..... You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
And.....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less. So, attend church, and read your Bible.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
(and the lives of your loved ones)
(and the lives of your loved ones)
All humor aside, the way to salvation is found in God's Word. Bring your family into it through holding family devotions and discovering ways to make God a BIG DEAL in your home.
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2 comments:
Oh, Deb, This is so cute and fun. Kuddos to you for a great idea! I loved it! Thanks for sharing this. Blessings...Lynn
Taking a closer look at "Staying Safe in the World Today"
http://www.bereanbiblesociety.org/articles/1209162285.html
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